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Little edit: Less than 500 pageviews to my kiriban!
Okay, more tags, since I didn't do them in a while.
I had been tagged AGAIN, this time by my friend so I'll use my and District 9 OC Olo.
I had been tagged by my friend and decided to use my OC Urtica the Luminian.
0.Note: These questions must be answered in character.
1 - What's your name?
O: My true name is Olo (I think my parent named me Otis, but I'm not sure), but humans named me Jake Glass.
U: Urtica, but my friends call me Tea.
2 - Do you know why you were named that?'
O: I don't know, it's an idea of my 'mommy'
U: My mother named me after a wild plant growing in our garden. It's a carnivore plant whose flowers are beautiful and which products very sweet berries... but with really stinging leaves. I guess she wanted me to be beautiful, sweet outside... and strong and dangerous inside. She succeeded.
3 - Are you single or taken?
O: I'm proudly single... wait, why you asked me? (jumping to grab the interviewer's arms) Do you know someone who could be interested on me?????
U: I have 5 wives.
4 - Have any abilities or powers?
O: I'm strong, brave and beautiful! And my best friend Kiri taught me to steal and open the vending machines!
U: I have just
the power to save people with years of studies and practice in the medical field and thank to scientific researches.
5 - Stop being a Mary-Sue!
O: Ehi, I'm not Mary-Sue, I'm Olo! Did you forget?
U: Call me again with that ditz stripper name and I'll neuter your with no anesthesia.
6 - What's your eye color?
O: Is 'beautiful' a color? Mhm... light brown, I guess.
U: Mint green
7 - What about hair color?
O: Ahem... I never had hair, but if you want I can steal a wig, I bet I'd be wonderful with it!
U: My species hair is silver or grey, I usually dye them. My current color is light blue.
8 - Have you any family members?
O: I don't know, I think my parent died, because I remember I was alone and hungry. My only family is Kiri, who found me.
U: I left my wives in my home at Aega, the capital of my homeworld Kennedia.
10 - That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
O: Being alone, I start thinking too much. Especially at night.
U: Getting bored and stupidity.
11 - Do you have any hobbies/activities you like to do?
O: Singing out loudly the songs I heard casually around and anything if there is Blue (Kiri alias) with me.
U: When I'm not studying or doing experiments I try to do artistic things... just don't ask me to cook. I tend to set on fire things because I get distracted.
12 - Have you hurt anyone in any way before?
O: Oh yes, these (showing the clenched fists) are mass destruction weapons, GRRRRR!!!!
U: Yes, I have... and I'll hurt you too if you insist on this matter.
13 - Ever... killed anyone before?
O: I hope so, with all the efforts I put to knock my enemies down!
U: Yes, I have, but not because I wanted to. You are really close to death now and this time I could have fun with it.
14 - What kind of animal are you?
O: I'm the gift to every woman... ah, you meant my species?
Well, I'm a Poleepkwa, or vulgarly 'prawn', an insect-crustacean like hermaphrodite alien.
U: I'm a Luminian, an alien species which lost males many centuries ago and can reproduce just with technology.
15 - Name your worst habits.
O: Kiri told me that I talk too much, but in my opinion it's just him being grumpy all the time, especially when I talk while he is thinking, but why talking to him should distract him, I can do many things at once, right now I'm making a sandwich then why he can't think and overthink while I talk to him????
U: I left my wives alone to wander in the universe to do research and to have sex with alien males. Plus I am a touchy woman and a messy sleeper.
16 - Do you look up to anyone at all?
O: My mentor Kiri, I adore him! He considered me a son and then a little brother, but I want to be considered an adult now!
U: Sometimes to my first wife Dèle (Asphodele), but often to my friend Ethelle. She is patient and understanding, not like me. And I'm like an aunt for her daughter Fenelle.
17 - Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
O: I'm hermaphrodite, so I guess I could be considered bisexual...
U: So stupid question, you are asking it to someone who is forced having just female mates... but I guess I can be considered bisexual.
18 - Do you go to school?
O: Life is my school, as Kiri says. But he taught me to read, write and speak our language, and then English and some Nigerian. I love when he reads to me.
U: How many scientists and doctors did you meet with no culture... if you did you would be dead and we wouldn't have this talk now. Mhm... the first time I'd like some ignorance.
19 - Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
O: Maybe, why not? Children are cute!
Change matter and maybe you'll survive. Maybe.
20 - Do you have any fangirls/boys?
O: I don't know, but I want them!!! LOVE ME!!!!
U: Haters are gonna hating, fangirls/fanboys are gonna sucking up. I don't care.
21 - What are you most afraid of?
O: That Kiri forgets about me... or that he gets killed and I'll never see him again.
U: I'm not that stupid telling you my weak points.
22 - Okay. What do you usually wear?
O: Whatever I find in the dump. Right now I'm wearing a red t-shirt which says 'Cock. Taste the difference'. Classy!
U: Elegance is my second name.
23 - What's your most favorite food?
But I like chips, ice-creams, hamburgers, fries... recently Blue made me try veggies, they taste strange! They are GREEN!
U: I'm broadening my horizons travelling, ask me in a couple of years and I'll tell you.
24 - Am I annoying you?
O: Nah, it's pretty that you are curious about me, wanna be friends?
U: A lot, this interview is so... do you think you can dissect me with this blunt little tool?
25 - Well, it's still not over!
U: I suspected it.
26 - What class are you? Low, middle, or high?
O: I don't know, our kind is blocked in a district and treated like trash, I guess I'm a low class????
U: I'm a less important noble, so I consider myself a middle-high worker.
27 - How many friends do you have?
O: My adored Blue and her strange human mate Helen. And Aria, who keep trying to flirt with Blue, I see that!!! But she gives me veggies.
U: Ethelle. My only true friend so far.
28 - What are your thoughts on pie?
Where, where??? I want it!
U: That they are sweet? Is that a serious question?
29 - Favorite drink?
O: Clean water, and beer.
U: Same answer of number 23.
30 - What's your favorite place?
O: Kiri's shack, it has a true bed and Blue reads me stories and plays with me and we sleep together!
U: The universe is my shelter. But I do love Ethelle's house as well, and my garden.
31 - Are you interested in anyone~?
Ehm... I love my best friend, but I guess it's a hopeless thing. Never mind. Let's change matter?
U: I. Have. 5. Wives. Did you forget it?
33 - Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
O: Swim??? Is there a place with enough water to swim into? Oooow.
U: Salty waters help more in floating, but both offer a lot of interesting living beings I can study.
34 - What's your type?
O: Not too tall, older than me, a bit grumpy, protective and good with children... (realizes he described Kiri)
Ops, forget about it!
U: Someone with a penis and who knows how to use it, just to change a bit.
35 - Camping or indoors?
O: I can sleep almost everywhere, but I prefer a shelter, for protection. Johannesburg is a big dangerous city.
U: I can do camping, but just all my tools and my clothes.
36 - Are you still wanting this quiz to end?
O: No, I haven't anything more interesting to do.
37 - Well, it's over!
O: Ah, okay! It was funny!
U: Oh, finally. I felt my neurons dropping dead. I hope stupidity isn't contagious.
38 - Now tag some people
O: Tag? You mean that I have to run after people and catch them? Okay,okay!
U: Don't tell me what I have to do. And now, I stole Guilty/Innocent tag. It sounds funny! If you want do it.You can only answer with guilty or innocent, no explaining.
1. Asked someone to marry you?
2. Kissed one of your friends?
3. Danced on a table in a bar?
4. Ever told a lie?
5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
7. Kissed a picture?
8. Slept in until 5 PM?
9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
10. Held a snake?
11. Been suspended from school?
12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
13. Stolen something?
14. Been fired from a job?
15. Done something you regret?
16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
18. Kissed in the rain?
19. Sat on a roof top?
20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
21. Sang in the shower?
22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
23. Shaved your head?
24. Slept naked?
25. Had a boxing membership?
26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
27. Been in a band?
28. Shot a gun?
29. Donated Blood?
30. Eaten alligator meat?
31. Eaten cheesecake?
32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
33. Have/had a tattoo?
34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
35. Been too honest?
36. Ruined a surprise?
37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
38. Erased someone in your friends list?
39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
40. Joined a pageant?
41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
42. Still have communication with your ex?
43. Cheated on someone?
44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
48. Thought about suicide?
49. Thought about murder?
50. How about Mass Murder?
51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
52. Stalked someone?
Guilty (dA profiles, for kiribans.
53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriendTagging whoever wants to do this. Do it if you feel in the mood!
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